The free link is not working for me and I am so jealous. :****************(

Bitches gets shit done.

These are the times that I remember when people are bitching about early criticisms. The lack of diversity has literally been a topic of discussion every single awards season since .... ? And it’s finally sinking in, gaining traction, and some change will hopefully soon follow. Here’s hoping it’s lasting change and…

Yuuumm! That does sound good!

Oh man. I’m so sorry! A bunch of people in my office are doing that Whole 30 thing so bread is like contraband around here. haha I hear you feel a lot better afterward but I just can’t imagine life with at least some dairy and some bread.

franks on fried eggs and toast with some pan fried potatoes is my JAM.

I love every single bit of this. I am slurping it up with a spoon and I absolutely want some more.

PRAISE HANDS EMOJI.

I think Bernie confused “established” with “establishment”. Like, PP and HRC have been around for a long time and are able to throw some weight around from time to time but they are still outsiders in the big picture. Especially PP. They’re like Public Enemy #1 for a terribly large amount of Congress.

Does high school theatre count? What about just attending community theatre? These are the important questions that I’ll be asking in the important investigative journalism-ness that I’ll be performing in the near future but also will be convincing my husband to watch Waiting For Guffman.

Sorry. That went off the…

I haven’t actually seen that one yet, sadly. I don’t know how anything could ever take the place of Best in Show, though. There’s a song about terriers! A man with literally two left feet!

Because he’s a jackass who doesn’t understand basic human decency and so he lives in fear/waits with anticipation for the day that something he says offends someone. Because he “keeps it real”. Because he doesn’t want to use the few braincells he has to understand why someone would have a legitimate complaint against…

I’m just so hardcore second-hand embarrassed for everyone in that shot, dancers and audience members alike, that my whole body is goose-pimply and this was not the direction I wanted my day to go.

I think maybe the white people equivalent of being woke is “not being a myopic jackass” so we can just claim that term now. I’m NBAMJ, y’all!

Kenrick Lamar is one of those rappers that reminds me just how good rap can be and how much of an art it is.

Also, holy god, how was that like ten years ago?

How have I known about something before the general public knew? All I Do Is Win was my JAM when it came out. And I am an old fuddy duddy. How did people miss its music video where Busta Rhymes looks like a leather daddy/a member of the Village People?

I think it should be called a Guaca Bo-le!

No, no, my dear Kumail. You order chicken fried steak when you lack confidence and want to eat your feelings. It’s comfort food!

I don’t think I’m awake enough because I literally thought Lucas shoved his foot in his mouth and I was really, really confused about the nature of this interview but too lazy to actually watch a clip.