Fifth wheel car parking.

I think this is as close as you are going to get with production cars.

Pumping fake engine noise into the cabin through the speakers.

This isn’t so much a trend as a time-independent constant, but uncomfortable seats. Please Lord save me from car makers who are STILL making uncomfortable seats in 2015.

Enough with the touch screens!! Remember back in the 80’s, when car manufacturers threw tasteful design out the window to make room for digital LCD displays on everything, just because they could?

Insanely high beltlines. All of the decades in advancement of safety, and this is what they come up with? I mean sure, more metal, more passive safety and all that jazz...But then you’re like driving around a bunker that you can’t see out of. So it’s like one step forward, two steps back.

Coupes that ARE NOT coupes. I don’t care what you call it, as long as it isn’t coupe.

I am direct proof that you are wrong. My parents immigrated here with nothing. My father started his own business and now we are all doing well.

completely disagree with the majority of your points, but what will prevent me from putting any effort in debating with you is this:

SAY NO TO GMO BLOOD!

IBM’s computer thinks in chocolate and vanilla. Sometimes what it knows is chocolate, sometimes it’s vanilla, sometimes it’s a swirl. Sometimes, though, the swirl melts; then you have to decide if there was more chocolate or more vanilla in that puddle. IBM just hired a fat kid that can tell the difference.

Damn you Hom-Star!

At just 64 lbs shy of 5000 lbs and a 0-30 in freaking 1.2 seconds and 0-60 of 3.1.

I can’t believe I’m the first one posting this- of course, it should be filed under “most awesome active spoiler of all time. ALL TIME.”

Actually, I’m an atheist and I don’t consider myself Republican nor Democrat. Check this out for example: http://yournation.org/woman-on-welfa…. I agree MOST people receive help work too. There’s always going to be someone on both ends of the exception. I just don’t agree that people should be allowed to get away with…

Just curious - why do you hate them? I don’t really like the shape or the interior all that much, but the Brabus bits, for me, offset that. I wouldn’t buy a regular ML for its looks, but I don’t hate them (since in my opinion, Mercedes are pretty damn reliable vehicles).

I feel having more beautiful people around to look at is great for everyone. I was hoping they'd double-down and bring bros onto the grid to join the ladies so everyone has nice scenary to look at. I call that plan Grid Bro Quo.

“Mine.”

Not necessarily. Maybe they pulled the drain plug so they could hose vomit out the interior.