Your criticism was neither requested nor appreciated nor legitimate.

Ah yes, rather than considering and discussing how these games resonated with them on a personal level, they should have instead given a more objective choice based on... I dunno, metacritic? What do you want? I’m sorry you didn’t get a shallow “this sure was a fun game so it’s my fave of the decade” article, that…

On the contrary, I was more than pleasantly surprised by a deeper, more personal article than what the title implied.

That person definitely gets mad at the waiter on the beach in the Dominican for accidentally putting salt on the margarita glass, then wants the drink comped, refuses to tip, and reports them to management.

I, too, have bewitched sand into food whilst at the stream with fellow human-beings companionates during the brunching hours as is common in our human-beings existence. 

“Daddy, why must you leave me and go back to working for an herb?”

fuck that, if i’m stuck on a plane for 12 hours I WILL take my shoes off.

Well, you're quite the obnoxious douchebag, eh?

“Wow, this guy almost died and then had the courage to recount all of it for us and how it made him reevaluate his life. You know what I think this needs?

Propping yourself up by knocking others down? Zach Bowman is an integral part of the automotive journalist blogosphere, while you’re a ... ?

hey look its one of those guys who posts completely uncalled-for vitriol for no discernible reason

Some people are just assholes. You do you man. I enjoyed the article, and I'm jealous of your scamp!

Blyth Bros. = Kind of like what no respectable human ever really does, plus any semblance of being anything more than a dipwad

I will never argue that Zach Bowman is more talented than I am, but what the fuck is your problem, man? 

Oh, then please tell me how I can make my next near-death experience more entertaining for you.

I had 42 cents and one frozen chicken patty as recent as 6 years ago. 

betas?

Stupid question, but who does Snoop think Martha Stewart supposed to snitch on? From what I remember, she was the center of her insider trading fiasco, wasn’t she? That’d be like Trump snitching on Trump Junior.

Yes, let’s bash Tekashi 6ix9ine for being a “snitch,” not because he’s a horrible, garbage person who sexually abused minors, physically abused other women, and has just generally been a criminal dickhead.

Same for the A-Bomb museum in Hiroshima. I left that drained of mind, body, and soul, and that’s exactly how everyone should feel.