"Much better joke" is the key. At this point, if a comic that's new to me opens up his/her set with, "I know what you're thinking. 'He/She *mediocre self-deprecating joke*," I tune out. 12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer was brutal and hysterical, though, so it really does work as a shield rather than true lack of…

To be fair, that's in comparison to genetic freaks and workaholics. Like, Brooklyn Decker, Marisa Miller, and Bar Refaeli were just as curvy and gorgeous while also having muscle tone, so I can see why Upton compared unfavorably in that insular world.

Hey, Alexandria Morgan is amazing on Twitter.

See, this is totally different from the magazine comment. While Schumer isn't overweight, I really defended the magazine industry yesterday because covers are about idealizing people. And, I agree, we should reward what we reward in every other endeavor: exertion, discipline, and purpose.

A.V. Club, you're stepping up. More reviews, higher quality reviews, and release lists make the music section worth reading again.

I mean, I get it. I get the abstraction of other types of movement into dance. Dance can be ferocious and frightening and suggest violence or intimidation so well. Just, yeah, I don't think West Side Story has that in any interpretation.

I would say that of MAYBE the 1st month of content, which, granted, is an eternity in web time.

If you really want your mind blown, you can find animation blogs by the legitimate animators who do the same thing.

Oh, that's the other thing. Dwayne Johnson is likely solely responsible for overfishing!

Eh, it goes both ways. The Rock makes people melt, yet he has had plastic surgery to get rid of his Samoan genetic body fat, tore his insides up trying to wrestle a baby's match at WrestleMania a few years ago, and was sweating profusely walking down a 200-foot ramp this past Sunday.

Yeah, but most people don't have the time or money to "perfect" anything but their primary skill, which is why those who do are idealized in the first place. That response, again, moves the goalposts. The point is not that you're supposed to be able to look like Jessica Biel or Seth Rollins on a middle class salary…

Legitimate question. Eakin's problem is summed up here. "The trouble with othering plus-size women, other than the fact that it makes shopping incredibly challenging, demeaning, and annoying for most of us, is that it also makes the average woman think she’s a minority—a practice that’s already shoved on women in…

Is that actually true anymore? I'm not talking about runway models but about "celebrities glorified on magazines." Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue: https://en.wikipedia.org/wi… If you go back to 2007, the only person who didn't have an athletic or curvy body type was Lily Alridge, who shared a cover with 2 other…

You'd think the director of No Doubt's Looking Hot video (the Native Americans one) would know by now to be more specific in her vision.

I hate to get all The New Day here, but I thought you could use some positiveness about "burials." Here's a (lengthy) WWE conversion story I got to see in person.

Plus, it's Koyama Press. So, it's brilliant by default.

Kudos to Charlotte for that gorgeous moonsault. Given her mass compared to the others and that it was outside the ring, that goes up there with the all-time lucha libre greats. The only one that made me more nervous was Shane's elbow from the top, even if it looked like he was wearing a vest and there was padding. I…

I'm pretty sure I know how wrestling works, so I don't want to sound glib, but…why did Helmsley and Reigns wrestle THAT match?

You didn't know? Left or right, public or private, the sanitized version of King is a hero for all now! Sadly, that struck me as the most realistic thing about this.

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