This miserable turd.

It's like watching a nature documentary about snowshoe hares escaping predators.

Thank goodness she got his phone as evidence. Most victims have McNary a clue who their attacker is.

minus 50 points cuz he didn't land on the interstate.

I've got a Rock Auto coupon they can have, if they want.

The $1.5M estimate was from the dealer wasn't it?

Blue with white stripes for Carroll

Been there brotha. I tried for two years with my girl, but she always claimed the ass is sin.

How does it take 10 mins to drive 1/3 of mile?

Who want's a mustache ride??

Once you see it:

Looks like it's getting ready to nurse the baby boats.

The SS Orlove coming in to port

They'll get halfway out before the alternator goes.

In 2012 we drove our proudly -Canadian selves down to Moab Utah for some summer rafting and climbing adventure. On the way we overnighted in Great Falls, Montana. It just happened to be July 3. We were planning on hitting the road in the morning and arriving in Moab on the evening of July 4. On a whim we decided to…

I was confused by the "most typical Subaru driver" headline. because this is the first thing that popped into my head.

DANGEROUS TRICKS!!!!

Sounds like his gauge is working then.

I imagine we've all said something just as silly, but if he spent the time to write an essay about it and decided to post it online, I can't understand how he couldn't step back and just say, "That's me, I was an asshat." Or better yet, nothing at all.

Jeff Glucker would like a word with you