"Do not go in the bathroom for at least 40 minutes... I just F-111'd in there."

wait... Kias cost more than 25k??? I thought they came free with purchase of another 8k kia.

NEVER Lift!!!

"Horsepower is how fast you hit the guest's car in front of you and torque is how far you push it."

I know exactly what happened. He hit the gas instead of the brake, therefore he can blame this on a floor mat made by Toyota and GM will then issue a recall for it.

"24-year-old Jordan Haskins of Saginaw was running as a Republican for to fill a seat in the state House in November. It wasn't long before his rap sheet came into play, which included several charges of breaking into gated lots and masturbating while cranking the engine after ripping out the spark plugs."

I know who one of the passengers was.

You're a madman. The P-51d gives me tingles in my manly bits in ways that the modern fighters can't. Not that the F-14, F-15, and F-22 aren't stunning, but the Mustang is exquisite.

I mean, C'MON!!!

Fun video! But in the first paragraph you made a factual error. Maybe you meant that the F-14 was the prettiest fighter plane ever made? Because everyone knows that the SR-71 is the prettiest plane ever made. It is known.

How dare you post this musical abortion - Darius Rucker should never be allowed near a microphone again.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

To simplify his explanation, this is how NASCAR works.

I'm genuinely, truly and honestly asking this: didn't they just describe a used Miata?

I like the candy corn ones. Mmm

Helpful tip next time you go junking: If you find a part you want, but can't get it at the time, remove it like you're going to take it, then stash it in a different car (minivans are great for this as the have loads of room for big parts and not many minvan owners go junking). Then, if someone is looking at parts…

The fact that he's including a concealed carry course means he obviously cares about educating people on proper gun safety (unlike so many of our politicians who have photos waving an AR-15 around with their finger on the trigger, idiots). Its not like he's just handing a double barrel to whoever walks in and saying…

Manhandle a DP

The cat dared him.