I’m starting to believe that. It’s only a lie when you are smart enough to know it’s not the truth.

I hope you’re wearing your flame suit.

Blind test!  Exotic super car or clapped out old Chevy pickup with an exhaust leak?

Hello wet blanket, I was looking for you

Would you know it’s Hitler? Or does it just sound like some Austrian guy going at it? Because I have to imagine that just hearing German sex in general is pretty harrowing. 

Oh fuck off, he didn’t even check on the other driver. He immediately forced him to the ground and handcuffed him.

They will eventually make this a good jet, but the process on getting there is just full of negligence and possibly criminal in nature that has caused tax payers to be ripped off.

Ladies and gentlemen, the master race:

Phasing out ICE cars ain’t happenin until charging and battery tech takes a huge leap forward. Sorry. If we were to snap our fingers and convert all the cars right now on the road, you’d be waiting weeks / months in line for a charging station, for one thing. The power grid couldn’t do it... The lithium mines couldn’t…

McConnell is the most vile person in politics today. And I say that in full knowledge of the entire Trump administration. If it weren’t for McConnell, there wouldn’t be a Trump administration.  He’s a complete bastard.

The dog is gonna love this.

When employers attack workers’ and their families’ livelihoods, it is a form of violence.

Pat Shanahan is the acting Secretary of Defense? As a former Boeing employee, that scares me very deeply.

Victory! I bet that’s almost .5% of the profits they made, and they in no way factored the possibility of these minor lawsuit payouts in their prices or P&L statements. Looks like Teva Pharmaceuticals CEO Kåre Schultz will have to settle for store-bought ice instead of pure glacier ice for the bar in his corporate jet…

“Once the tortoise was cracked open, the chimps consumed the exposed meat with relish.”

Have you ever considered that the one common element unifying all of those negative interactions is actually you?

This is a normal pre-planned ship movement that Bolton is trying to spin as pressure on Iran. It’s actually incredibly pathetic. The Trump administration has no real results from their “maximum pressure” campaign on Iran and from tearing up the JCPOA, and so they’re trying to distract by playing macho.

To be fair, most of the world uses 40+ year old planes. Shit one of ours is nearly 65.

FYI, there is really no such thing as the present.

Outside of pensioners in Russia who long for better pension, who exactly is saying the USSR was great? I certainly haven’t heard any Americans saying so.