So is it fine and legal to murder someone if you are wearing a purple clown suit and it is done on a thursday simply because there is no specific law stating that? Hmmm....

Stop calling those things submarines. You sound like some breathless politician asking for more money to fight the war on drugs. They are semisubmersibles at best. Their party tick is that they are very difficult to see in a big ocean, that’s all. They don’t sink beneath the waves like some coked up Captain Drugnemo…

The Isle of Man race is absolutely insane. The speeds are terrifying and the track is just lined with stone walls and sharp pointy things.

Trains have their uses, but for human cargo it should be an electric bus network.

It’d look ghetto AF on a Mitsubishi but on a Rolls Royce is reeks of class and sophistication.

Those vans are awesome. You can haul 7 or 8 people, load them up for camping, have dad naps in them waiting for kids activities, they’ll cruise at 70mph all day getting 30 mpg, have huge windows and superb all round visibility and they are cheap to operate and never break down. Their party trick is you can easily load…

It was a bit of a fire sale. Dude was leaving town for a job transfer and had to sell it pronto. 

A lot of car buying decisions are made based on how the buyer thinks they will feel and, worse, how they think others will feel about them. How cool will it be when all the other people see them pick up / drop off their kids at school in a shiney new Derpmaster Turbodork SuXX. They get this image in their head and it…

There are times when I just want to scream at the heavens.

I thought that was what Fed-Ex was for........

As a man who lives on a steep hill in one of the largest ‘heavy snowfall’ category cities on the planet I can tell you with great confidence and experience that ABS brakes can be easily fooled into thinking they are sitting motionless at a stop sign even though you are careening down a steep hill all the while screamin…

Poor ol’ TESLA getting ignored at 225,000 uunits. Did Biden make this list?

Buddy o’ mine had an S Class that seemed to have a tiny mosquito somewhere in it. It was one of those omnidirectional sounds that you could never pinpoint. Turns out there was a miniscule fan that would pull cabin air over the cabin temperature sensor. Anyways, the tiny little fan bearing had given up the ghost. 

Maybach GLS 600 with these seats and bounce mode engaged.

All very fascinating, but step back and look at the wider picture. The Ukraine war is a scam.

No kidding, eh! More highly scripted ‘reality TV’ is what the world needs. At least Leno didn’t get booted for a new Honey BooBoo.

I’m seeing an opportunity for a service where parts are collected, shipped down to Mexico, chromed and then returned by FedEx.

You can’t really claim a man’s failure to put a man on Mars being behind schedule by less than 1 month (by 2022....) is proof he’s a big, fat, incompetent loser. :) Especially as he is preoccupied with using his fleet of actual real rocket ships to bring the internet to all corners of the earth. 

Another advantage of owning your car outright is IF the world is hit with another pandemic and jobs and income vanish, your car won’t get repossessed in the middle of the night leaving you both broke and riding the loser cruiser to the food bank. 

To all the schadenfreude enthusiasts who have been wringing their hands with glee thinking “we finally got him” you’ll be disappointed to know that selling Tesla’s like a ‘rack ‘em and stack ‘em” version of the Model T was Elon’s plan from day 1. The ‘half empty’ crew think he is failing, but ol’ Elon is just doing…