The Mitsubishi Mirage !! That thing is willfully miserable.

Any story that begins with “the plane took off from Costa Rica’s Juan Santamaria international airport and was bound for Guatemala.” cannot end well. 

I have an invention so you don’t even have to walk to get those sweet, tasty refills of Mountain Dew or Red Bull.

That is exactly what Halliburton does. It is pretty much their business plan.

“And calling Donbass the “heart of Mother Russia” since the 50s is complete nonsense. I can’t even imagine how someone could claim such a thing.”

How about stretching/lunging rooms?

I read that the NORD is steaming at full speed with her transponder turned off making way to safe harbour in Vladivostok. I just happen to live in Hokkaido where she will be passing soon. In light of the finders fee now available I propose the following: We will need.

CNN much? I can assure you that nobodies hands are clean in that neck of the woods and nobody in power has the moral high ground. You think Zelensky is a Ghandi-esque, t-shirt wearing freedom fighter? He’s an American puppet, and he is very much on the take. Just like all politicians. The day BumbleBiden stumbled into…

Whenever I hear about GM making plans for EVs and GM executives gushing about “huge demand” all I can hear is a a buzzing noise. You are talking about a company whose main profit generator is 6.2 liter OHV V-8 powered, body on frame trucks thinly disguised as SUVs. Some say that that is what the customer wants, and…

I, weirdly, have been involved in no less than 3 accidents caused by random spare tires bouncing down the highway. The weirdest, even weirder than the fact I can cherry pick spare tire accident stories, was in slow motion and was a massive, incredibly heavy asphalt smoothing machine tire that fell off a truck and…

I don’t think anyone has used crypto to actually buy anything since the $50 million dollar pizza. Which kinda is a big ol’ red flag. Point being, people only view it as an investment.

Was the original really that washed out ?? Either way, great thing to do for a masterpiece of filmmaking.

Did you see the cars? One nice Ferrari and a bunch of weirdo cars owned by dudes who can’t afford to take them to the Ferrari dealership. So they go to the one owned by Mr. Howdoyouspellthat’s discount car repair shop.

Allow me to translate this to the language of the business owner: I’ve run my business for years and optimised my net profit at (for example and super duper ballpark) $30,000/mo. If I rent out an adjacent storage lot my net will drop to $15,000/mo and suddenly I’m flying coach, my wife won’t &%$# me, my kids don’t…

It’s quite funny, the idea of trying try to hide a stunningly gorgeous and utterly unique 460' mega yacht by covering the name. The sad thing is, it probably works. All you have to do it take a cue from Shaggy’s playbook and deny, deny, deny. Q: Wasn’t that your stunningly gorgeous and utterly unique 460' mega yacht I…

I really do admire people who do crazy stuff like that. I look at a 100 foot rotting limo and think “how are you going to haul that mess to the scrap yard?” others look at and just see opportunities.

True, but they never show up with an actual bag of cash and slap it on the table. The cash may, or may not, be out there somewhere. It’s all cash at the end of the day.

Hello, Mazda. BMW called. They’d like their X1 stampings back. 

Joey Biden is the biggest scumbag to have ever entered the White House. That endlessly smiling, harmless old guy image should have been the first red flag. His voting record was the second. Serious question here.

In real estate quite few buyers will make an offer and then say “cash” like it fucking means something. Unless there is some elaborate scheme in place to pay for the property in roast chickens over a 5 year term, it’s ALWAYS cash at the end of the day. I have to bite my tongue and try to keep my sarcastic comments to…