I was watching a Red Setter run endless circles around its family in a park recently. I’ve seen this behavior before and just thought “red setters are mad, hare brained dogs anyway” BUT I realized it is probably a trait much appreciated by nomadic peoples who set up camp every night. You get this big dog who simply…

I think everyone is guilty of pumping up the size of Hurricanes. Fear sells, and nothing sells like fear.

I was beside a new looking 500L the other day. And could not help but notice the factory aluminum rims were horribly corroded. If a giant car company can’t source non-corroding rims for their cars, you have to wonder what the hell else is going on there.

I had an Audi for a bit. Every time I took it to the dealer the service manager would say “You’re cars getting old, maybe you should buy a new one!! before everything starts breaking”. Which quietly pissed me off because 1) I’m at the service counter, not the showroom. 2) I’m probably ready to spend $200 but not…

Sounds like fancy talk for good ol’ fashioned snooping while listening for keywords. So if you’re having the kind of argument you have with yourself while you are at home and totally alone. The one where you have an imaginary foe and you totally annihilate his (his because my madness) ass with your powerful wisdom,…

Wow!! GREAT video. Kicks it off with air raid sirens. BAM!! In your FACE America.This is why DEMOCRATS always fucking lose. They just can’t get the bling in the ring. They go wandering off point talking about transgender toilet rights and peoples eyes just glaze over.

Middle aged men go against their wives advice and buy a 10 year old high end luxury ride. Hilarity ensues as the hapless hubby tries to cover up repair expenses by claiming the family pet has an expensive illness, and makes highly suspicious excuses for not picking up the kids/missed dates due to endless mechanical…

MINI-VANS ARE THE BOMB!! Efficiency personified. Love them. You can load them up and go glamping with up to 6 kid/adults . You can take your camping shit out of them and use them as a Dad-Nap limousine / Victorian opium den in urban environments. If you truly lack class you can use them as a somewhat disappointing…

or Porch or Porsh-a or Porsh-e.

“allowing them to easily alter settings without distracting the driver.”

A friend of mine has one. I drove it on regular roads and was appalled at how poorly it handled. It cornered like it was on retarded pogo sticks and I was also amazed at how little room there was inside for such a large vehicle.

Mmmm. Slow downshits, leaky exhaust sound. It actually reminds me of a meth-lab class RV driving up a hill.

My wife once asked me “What’s that blue light on the instrument cluster mean? It only appears when the headlights are on.” Other than that glaring omission she is an incredibly tuned in individual.

Great article. Basically it’s the Gutenberg printing press of financial trickery.

There used to be a charming saying about money: “Always remember that money is printed on the same stuff we wipe shit off our asses with” Hell, these days money isn’t even paper, it’s pixels on a screen. They can be turned on and off at will IF you have the power to do that. 

Just think of non-ego related items. 1) The toilet. It does not sit 2 inches off the floor. Why? Because that would be a pain in the ass (Boom Tish). 2) Beds: Unless you’re some horrid, smelly hippie, or better, homeless your bed is at a comfortable height. Practical items tend to be designed practically.

Let’s not forget the ease on the knees of easy peasy entrance and egress with SUVs.

Them’s good eatin’.

Colour me wrong, but I always hated the mini engine. For the price I’d want an upgrade. This is probably the only car you can’t put an LS in.

It’s “like” I never did the chicken dance at a wedding, but I did.