My wife once asked me “What’s that blue light on the instrument cluster mean? It only appears when the headlights are on.” Other than that glaring omission she is an incredibly tuned in individual.

There used to be a charming saying about money: “Always remember that money is printed on the same stuff we wipe shit off our asses with” Hell, these days money isn’t even paper, it’s pixels on a screen. They can be turned on and off at will IF you have the power to do that. 

Just think of non-ego related items. 1) The toilet. It does not sit 2 inches off the floor. Why? Because that would be a pain in the ass (Boom Tish). 2) Beds: Unless you’re some horrid, smelly hippie, or better, homeless your bed is at a comfortable height. Practical items tend to be designed practically.

Let’s not forget the ease on the knees of easy peasy entrance and egress with SUVs.

Them’s good eatin’.

Colour me wrong, but I always hated the mini engine. For the price I’d want an upgrade. This is probably the only car you can’t put an LS in.

It’s “like” I never did the chicken dance at a wedding, but I did.

Yeah, except that the 737 max is an inherently unbalanced aircraft using electronics to mask this massive flaw.

It’s amazing how accidents turn a kick-ass awesome day into a misery shit-fest in the blink of an eye.

Just stop painting and wrap the damn things. That way the sky’s the limit to whatever the customer wants. As a bonus they get to find out how much it costs to re-wrap a giant vehicle every five years.

Crashing was a whole different ball game back in the day. People used to get hurt.

Mitch is a lying scumbag. He started off his career taking tobacco money. So that is where his heart is at as far as the wellbeing of the American people is concerned. Worse yet, he gets off on lying and double talking to people. It makes his terrifying turtle penis rock hard.

Did you know Tucker is American Royalty?? Oh yes!! Go Wikipedia (edited for brevity):

Drove one. Worst loaner car ever. (guess who doesn’t get his cars serviced at a dealer) YET kinda fun in a beat it like a ‘rented donkey’ sort of way.

It always pissed me off how small the rear doors were on those cars. Ford LTD as well. Sooo much size, yet sooooo badly utilized. And the door panels!! Oh!! the door panels. Don’t get me started .3 feet thick they were. All the interior space wasted on stupid thick door panels. AND the floor stampings. Oh!! MADNESS!!…

Awesome.

She had 11 (eleven)engagement rings she kept on a gold chain. Souvenirs of hearts / souls she had destroyed, like a Vietnam veteran with a gook ear necklace stashed under the bed. Just, psychologically more terrifying.

Imagine trying to sell last years model Corvettes right now.

My biggest fear for Democracy has always been that one day those in power would realize that ‘truth’ don’t mean shit anymore and just run amok with their lies.

“your divorce lawyer’s office”