Rode a Harley Davidson motorcycle. Mmmmm...Sad. With an engine like a bigger version of my Dad’s Briggs & Stratton lawnmower and handling exactly the same, I was over it three sweaty blocks in. Plus, as they say in France, it’s a bit, Électeur Trump. n’est ce pas??

Bum Wash Toilets are the ONLY way to fly. If you use toilet paper you are simply SMEARING SHIT AROUND YOUR BUMHOLE UNTILL IT BECOMES ACCEPTABLY CLEAN. There. I said it. You should be chanting OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA while you do it because you are THAT uncivilized.

Bum Wash Toilets are the ONLY way to fly. If you use toilet paper you are simply SMEARING SHIT AROUND YOUR BUMHOLE…

Nah. The engine is a dog. 2.7l French Idiot V-6. No redeeming features whatsoever. Throw in a ........ LS and you have a different beast.

Halt!! Vannen Zeit..reads better.

Halt!! Van Zeit.

Just go back from Dubai where having ‘the first’ of ANYTHING is worth its weight in gold. If you can get a reg no# stating that whatever you have is the first one registered, you are (for some reason) a car god.

I once new a Japanese Doctor who kept a bucket of human brains beside his desk. Just one of the perks of the profession, I guess.

The dipstick is probably one of mankind’s oldest tools. It uses gravity, the most reliable force in the Universe. When I hear about people replacing dipsticks with electronics I want to dig holes in the desert........

Destination fees are a bit like when airlines would charge extra for gas. Oh!! Did someone forget to add ‘aviation fuel’ in the ongoing expenses column in the EXCEL sheet during the startup phase?? Except it’s all about keeping the Teamsters happy.

Sweater Situation Irrelevant: Look at that man’s crotch! It has imploded. Clearly, those two have had a weekend of wretched, excessive, sex and they are paying the price.

I just spent a month driving a Focus in the UK with a 6 speed w/ the amazing 999cc / 3 cylinder engine. Hell of a good engine by the way. And really enjoyed it. But.........................

Great name. I suppose Biggus Dickus was already copyrighted?

I had a list of potential red flag items I’d quietly check out the reaction to with partners. Like suddenly changing plans or intentionally forgetting things just to gauge the angry-o-meter. Does that make me a terrible person?? I’ve been happily married to the winner of my highly questionable competition for 15 years…

As long as policing is based on revenue generated and perps busted, y’all gonna get situations like this. Now that we have prison for profit in the USofA perps busted is also a fine revenue generator. So once they run out of low life losers to lock up they’ll start moving up the food chain till we’re all locked up…

“paying for illegal’s healthcare” is the “transgender toilet rights” question of 2020. The correct answer is NO. NEVER! But the actual correct answer is so much more complicated.

Probably some was killing someone for some reason at the time, but it was just a good old fashioned famine. Not just the Irish as it turns out. Ze Germans were also spud-less. I would haff thought they could just eat sausages, but alas, no.

Having lived in Japan for 20 plus years....

wow. The Germans got awful shrinky around the war.

How you interpret family values depends on your own families ... values.

That’s what I like about her. She can make the case for telling someone to GFYourself in the most concise way. I will also note she is growing as a politician very quickly. She got the swagger.