Always leave a party while they still love ya’. Never after....

The engine sucks. The 3 cyl engine sucks. I have driven one. It is punishment for sins committed in a previous life. THEREFORE a bike engine swap MUST be done.

Nice. Wikked nice. But I am kind-a seeing a Hipster version of this.......

I’m a big fan of the minivan. I have JDM Nissan Serena (similar to image). It’s like driving a garden shed with massive windows. 2.0l engine happily cruises at 140km/h, does not get left behind in traffic, gets 35mpg. A/C system of the gods (back to those massive windows) It has power sliding doors which are soooooo…

I am impressed that a 2l engine can produce 400hhp/ ....YET Those of us cursed with huge dongs are cursed to walk this earth for all eternity.

And of course a higher caliber of pilot.

I can smell her horrid, powdery fat lady perfume from here. She probably lets out a string of little pappappapapa farts when she gets angry/nervous.

Big fake beaches are like regular beaches minus the endless death opportunities of natural beaches.

I was talking about a homophobic acquaintance with some friends the other day. The questions we had were: Why does he CARE so much? Why does he THINK ABOUT IT so much?? What is that makes him so CONCERNED / OBSESSED with gay sex??? In asking the question, the answer became clear. He wants some of that gay dick, is to…

I like this: “the plan would be to live comfortably off of startup investor capital until the company went bankrupt in 6 months.” because I have been involved in a startup that did exactly that. It is not uncommon. 

Of all the crap Trump gets up to, this is the most terrifying to date. Trump is not himself an evil man, but he sure as hell surrounds himself with a collection of warped demons. When you get this “Hide a giant ship so the name does not upset him” mentality going on you have to ask “What else are his satanic sycophants…

Fake Soviet accents in movies(speaking a language Soviets don’t speak) sound a lot like .... Natasha & Bullwinkle. The actors needed to express the sheer horror of the giant fukuppyness of the whole disaster, so they just used their natural accent.

During the GAZ-53 bus scene there was a couple watching with a broke-ass-soviet motorcycle. What wuzzat?

Sweet baby Jesus, that woman is packing on the pounds. I’m surprised she has time to say anything between bites. 

Good point about leather. Trying not to sound like pervert here, but I love the smell and feel of leather. I have failed in my attempt to not sound like a pervert. Oh well. Moving on. But leather on seats is 1) A bit low tech in this day and age. 2) Does NOT last. So using fabric for the seats and leather on the door…

Only countries that did NOT put a cisgendered man on the moon were forced to switch to metric.

Two points:

Watched it live last night. The arena announcer told people 1) clap politely when he enters. 2) NO NOT throw ZABUTONS (throwing the cushions is the custom at the end of a match) you will be ‘severely punished’. In Japanese that is pretty vague. Probably a stern talking to by the police with advice to ‘go look at…

Trumps a man-child, so he’s easy to figure out. It’s the low-life vermin he surrounds himself with that are the real threat.

It is weird how we believe animals are dumb as rocks, and are thrilled when a chimp hides food, hits the sack, then eats it for breakfast. Pizza anyone?? crackheads are organized enough to pull that one off.