Dip top of lettuce in water, shake off excess, stick it in a plastic bag, shake.

Here is Meghan remembering her conservative talking points with her manager.

Ah Trump. Dear sweet Trump“Me have plane. Me fly on plane. Me know plane good. Me cancel plane because me flyyyyyy on plane. Me know plane dangerous.”

I knew Trump wouldn’t start a war. His business is not in a position to profit from it. He’s more of a time-share guy. Unlike that human scum-fuck Cheney.

This is nothing, we, the poors have not known for ever. The rich buy their way into the top schools. It is mentioned/featured in endless movies, jokes, books, fireside tales poor fathers tell their poor children around campfire.

Both of those examples are young people. You kind of expect a bit of self-aggrandisement in young people. But at 72, you kind of expect, at the very least, a better quality of lie. Trump is so full of shit, you start to wonder if his name is even really Donald Trump.

Magicians call it misdirection.

“Sign of our times... the F word is now routinely used in news stories, tweets etc It’s not even F*** anymore. Who made that decision???”

I have owned one. A fine beast. 2.7l Turbo diesel. Big, tall, great views, uncomfortable driver’s seat, plenty fast, loads of cargo space, bit of a drinking problem, and...a real McCoy 4WD. It will go anywhere, a bit tippy. 

Low riders already did it. 

Yup. No more sexy flyboys for you. Just fat, pimple faced, computer nerds in shipping containers. 

Never have been. Most developing countries have played super powers off each other like pros for decades. They will smile coquettishly and flirt with the Super-paramour with the biggest package (of gifts) and turn around and do it with the other. There is no shame in it, a country has to take care of herself, no…

Personally I think that 30% of any modern jets mass is there to keep the delicate meat puppet driving the thing alive. Take the meat puppet out and place it in a shipping container somewhere are you have a fighter that is lighter, cheaper, faster, waaaay more expendable, and can do 20G maneuvers all day long. 

She thinks nothing. She barfs up conservative talking points and then starts crying to deflect criticism.

Samson, of donkey jaw bone fame, gained strength as his hair grew longer. Meghan seems to gain histrionic shrieking power as her back fat increases. I’m seeing a time when Meghan reaches Jabba the Hutt proportions and takes over the world. 

“Despite the brutal ordeal and pleading by the doctors, they again chose not to vaccinate him for tetanus or any other diseases.”

I have not had a car loan in well over 25 years. I buy what I can afford at the time I need to buy it. Admittedly it is not always ideal, but factoring in purchase + major repairs over the time owned I’ve kept payments (the equivalent of) at about $100 to 150/month. I don’t drive beaters. I choose well and keep them…

Somehow a inline-6 seems right and proper for a Morgan. The V-8, while Yay V-8s, never really seemed to fit the body shape or the questionable hygiene of the British driver.

Commonly known as the Rear-End-O-Matic.

Shrubs and trees do that. I was once driving home from a tequila appreciation society meeting and, swear to god, a freaking pine tree leapt out in front of me. It then tried to cover up its crime by dragging itself and my wrecked car back to the side of the road.