maybe he’s weighed himself in his playing kit and it’s absorbed the sweat

He did leave a game but cramps was just his cover up.

suggests what seems like the obvious likeliest culprit: one hinky or two different scales

I heard one time, Lebron James dunked so hard it warped spacetime, to go back 80 years and prevent a rival’s father from ever being born.
LeBron James once won the Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating Championship by eating Joey Chestnut.
LeBron James broke the world record for the 100-meter freestyle in swimming but was…

we asked South African sports science and hydration expert

I’m sorry brother but this is America, the land of getting spectacularly lit on the golf course

Well, it’s no wonder he’s so sensitive, you keep referring to him as a small forward.

Also, this reply is good:

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

if Betsy DeVos were eaten by a bear i would give the bear a medal.

Are we sure she actually petted the dog and wasn’t just examining its suitability as a future coat?

“He’s super, super smart, but I think it is almost a curse for him,” Dilfer said. “Josh is a guy who has yet to buy into what I am preaching.”

his privileged upbringing means he won’t have the drive to succeed.

I operate with the assumption that NFL GMs are *always* playing the disinformation game and disparaging the prospects they want, hoping to draft them at a lower position.

I know, unwritten rules suck, but the understanding is that if you spot an injured player, you kick the ball out so he can get treatment. Whoever gets the throw-in gives it back to the other team and play resumes.

So would you say if you see an opponent hurt in a sporting event, but the officials do not stop play, you should just stop on your own? It seems to me like it wasn’t anyone’s fault he got hurt. How is continuing to compete when play has not been stopped being an asshole?

“You may fold under questioning.”