Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

Take your star and go

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

Jordan writing sports shit is the best part of the demise of Gawker.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

These motherfuckers. Pro-life my ass.

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

Uh if the PSU alumni and fan base would, for the most part, acknowledged that Joe Paterno was a horrible human being and stop denying he was innocent and what he was a part of should never be excused just because he was good at winning football games, I might be inclined to agree with you.

Oh, yes. Heaven forbid that Penn State should ever be allowed to move on from its shameful past. We must grind their noses into the dirt. They must suffer interminably. Bad, bad Penn State. The people who played tonight must take no pride in their accomplishment, because ooriginal sin and all that.

Good call wearing WR gloves, there’s high chance of catching a Tannehill pass in those seats!

Considering he’s the head coach of Florida State, I’m not sure he’s really in a position to say that players are held accountable...

During the national anthem I was lying naked on my couch trying to eat corn chips off my chest without using my hands. I hope I didn’t offend anybody.

KD went full McVeigh on OKC.

Today’s loss was due to lingering post-9/11 malaise, you insensitive herb.

Total bullshit....

Between 1946 and this year, there have been 12 NBA Finals series that have not gone all the way.

Yep. Has nothing to do with the pattern of Green going after an opponent's nuts.

This is bullshit, right?