My dad bought a boat at a Miami Sheriff’s Sale in the late 80's. When he had the tuna tower taken down it was filled with baggies of coke. He turned them in immediately and we never knew if they had missed it in the search or if he was being set up.

My cat brought me a mouse this morning. Which is kind of the same thing, except IT’S NOT AT ALL. Wtf, Taz, Step it up.

I wanna train my hamster to find me ludes.

There’s GOTTA be like, one or two left that aren’t at the bottom of Hefner’s bathrobe pocket.

This is halarious and is great confirmation for those smart enough to not vote for him to be shown they are right in their assessment of his character (or lack thereof).

Great. All of this is just great.

I feel like I’m living in a perpetual Twilight Zone episode. Every day I have an increasing sense of dread and dismay coupled with a vague feeling that I must be dreaming.

“I’m a great Finder, excellent Keeper. Greatest in the world. I have best Keepers in New York! Cruz, he’s a loser, a weeper. That’s not what we need.”

I love Anderson so much. The only thing that would have been better is if Anderson had burst out into his trademark giggles at Trump’s laughable “defense”.

I can’t wait for President Trump to break out the “whoever smelt it, dealt it” argument when discussing pollution at the G20.

Hey guys I’m doing a dark, gritty reboot of Ducktales.

May I give a rare FUCK YEAH for law?

This sounds fishy to me—an attorney’s communications with third parties, especially where that third party is adverse to his client, aren’t typically privileged. There may be something more to it.

Singer is famous for sending threatening letters to adversaries on behalf of his clients, and he did so with journalists looking to cover Dickinson’s story. Judge Debre Katz Weintraub said, however, that the correspondence is “protected legal communications and cannot be used at trial.”

I was so fucking confused by that line of questioning. Older conservative men usually understand EXACTLY what insurance is and then condescendingly explain it in the process of telling me why we should all have catastrophic healthcare plans and pay maintenance out of pocket “just like car insurance”.

I KNOW. IT MAKES ME NUTS.

I imagine there’s a LOT of things that people with that kind of money don’t understand.

This makes me think that the justices don’t understand how insurance works. Full stop. You don’t buy insurance for specific medicines and condition. There is no “diabetes insurance” that you specifically buy on the marketplace when you need insulin. You buy comprehensive insurance and the company is gambling that more…

Do you know what would be awesome? If we completely divorced health care from the employer/employee relationship. We could have some sort of, I don’t know, single payer system or something.

By breasts you mean the ol’ ‘chunks on chest’ right?