I did and was transported to sophomore year women’s studies class and the insufferable peer essay editing exercises. Please lord let us just get past the point where we’re all freaking out over a single woman presidential candidate! Let us have so many that a lone vagina is no longer an essay-inducing circus sideshow.…

Hahahaha thanks! She would lick your face any time. :) I kind of see baby deer/baby kangaroo in this pic...

Her temperament is just all dog. She’s happy, she cuddles, sighs dramatically, she fetches, she gets hyper, she growls at strangers, barks at other dogs but is submissive when they sniff butts. She’s only four pounds but she’s a tough ass bitch. :)

I don’t think a chi has won. :( I call this one my little Dreamer. Thanks Obama.

I love it. One of my favorite scenes, when she’s on the phone with Donnie her analyst who had a very bad acid trip (I think she was talking to him?) and Waffles is barking and it’s all chaotic. I love dachshunds. So cuddly and sweet.

Omg is that name from Diane Keaton’s dog Waffles in Manhattan?!

Ok imma get my rollerblades I meet u at the park.

Awwww my parents have a black lab named Roxy. Best. Dog. Ever. Except yours, and mine. Oh forget it. It’s impossible to rank these lovely magical creatures.

Adorbs. Except:

I wish I could have been raised by Barack and Michelle. Love you mom and dad, but omg I love and respect them so much (and yes I disagree with certain things but we don’t get everything we want). Can you imagine DISAPPOINTING Obama dad? He would make you feel so pathetic and idiotic while still loving you…

Just marveling at the color differential between Count Trumpula’s burnt carrot face and his pasty baby hand. And his part.

Stope saying sorrry! Or sohrry! Fuck you Michelle!

I have genuine bitterness towards Michelle and your comment was cathartic for me so thank you. And FUCK YOU MICHELLE

Yeah, MICHELLE. Try!

I just read this completely out of context and I completely agree. Or approve. Unless you're a fucking Canadian.

I've passionately hated Canadians since I had to live and work with one named Michelle. You know what you did Michelle!!!! Fucking robot blank white non-personality bitches from hell!!!! Fuck them all. Unnecessary race.

I started to enjoy the second song (because of everyone BUT Kanye) and then he jumped in at the end and made an animal noise and ruined it. Wth.

Pronto. Whoaaaa. Literal interpretations of heaven totally fascinate me.