I wish everyone would get together and agree to tell dealers to F-off when they try to mark-up a car over MSRP. It’s tons of fun too.

You’re asking him to put his name at risk so Alfa can gain market share? I tell ya what, how about you start a business similar to Tom’s and tell people to buy crap cars and get back with us on how that works out.

Maybe they would throw less rocks if the loaner vehicles did not have as many problems. It’s not just Tom, and it’s not just Jalopnik.

The situation could possibly improve if Alfa made their cars reliable?

Tom, sorry if you feel like I am putting words in your mouth, but I felt the need to say something.

Giulia still in the shop?

I don’t know. I saw one for the first time last week, and IMO Alfa is ANOTHER brand that managed to out-ugly and out-douchebag modern BMW design.

Stfu fan boy. He was right in everything he said

Tom is paid by his customers to recommend cars that will keep them happy. He is not paid by Alfa to sell their cars. If Alfa wants to sell more cars, they should shore up their dealership network and spend some time engineering reliability into their cars.

Public school is a bitch, isn’t it?

Mergio?

What track record are you basing the Model 3 being “better” on? The car isn’t even really being produced yet.

The Stinger looks promising too early to tell if it’s a good value or not.

Having test driven a 3 series when I was looking for a fun manual sports saloon I scandalised the BMW lackey by going with a Subaru instead.

“Production Hell” translation: “We dont know how to do this”

God I am dying over here! Just the joy in his face when he dances...

This so much. I ‘bout broke my knees trying to do Carlton’s 80s dance.

This. That dance is so perfectly bad that you can tell he’s a good dancer.

Yeah - he couldn’t imitate a bad dancer that well and that consistently if he wasn’t actually a good dancer (without it just looking like flailing)... plus, his parents are Trinidadian and I feel like of all populations, Caribbean peoples have the most going on rhythmically (no I’m not biased :P )

But I’m just going to rhythm-shame 10 people…