I’ve watched Usual Suspect several times.

WTF is “Miller’s Crossing?” Never heard of it.

This. Kevin Pang should be banned from talking about American burgers and American fries, because it’s obvious he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s talking about. INO burgers. McD fries. Dafuq?

God help us if he starts talking about barbecue. Dude’s prolly gonna say some stupid shit like how McRib is good Q.

What’s ridiculous is how tiny Twinkies have gotten.

Why, when I was growing up, a Twinkie was like the size of a jumbo burrito in my hand.

So, you’re a huge fan of eating the BBC? Love that meaty taste in your mouth? Good to know!

Dude, part of the attraction is the grease. Some grease is good and to be expected.

The amazing part is just how consistent and fast Five Guys is.

But yeah, 1950s-style burgers joint, but about as good as it gets.

Maybe the keyword is “engineered”, as in a thing designed for national transport that never goes stale.

If one actually wants good fries, the best fast fries, Five Guys Cajun fries are the answer.

Onion Rings? Fuddruckers is by far the best you can get nationally.

Don’t waste your money on fries at INO.

The Cajun fries at Five Guys crush this category hands down. Absolute best fries in the business.

Here is my issue. This dude Pang, if that is his real name... clearly is unfamiliar with the subject matter.

Note the author. “Kevin Pang”. I bet the dude wasn’t born here, or at least hasn’t ever left California, he’d know what that INO isn’t even *close* to being the best fast food burger. INO is at best a smidge better than McDonalds.

I-66 was always HOV-2 during rush hour

I-66 was always HOV-2 during rush hour

And yet, he got rid of his reliable, comfortable, economical Alero... It’s utter nonsense.

Ran when parked!

THIS is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

More than what it’s worth, but less than what it’d cost to replace.

Isn’t “Opa!” more reserved for the flaming cheese?

I see. If Terry Richardson or Bill Cosby were to proclaim that he’s turned a new leaf, then we should just ignore the past? Gotcha.

The only thing more apt would be “Overpriced Pisswater”, but that’d be a little too on the nose.