clarks

11/16/15

please stop sticking your feet out of and on all the things, slobs. Not only is it disgusting, it’s dangerous as hell.

11/10/15

Pretty sure someone at Utah DOT is a hardcore Cyanide and Happiness reader.

11/9/15

BMW 3series

11/6/15

The Pontiac Aztek had the Aztent so that when you were tired of the world’s derision you could go sulk in the woods.

10/23/15

Ironically Nick Cage owned a manual 599.

10/22/15

I’d like to nominate the 2014 Lexus lineup.

10/21/15

bruh, those are both corvettes

10/21/15

10/9/15

If we are talking flat out speed, the answer is painfully obvious. For the 2003 model year, Mercedes decided to augment their V12s with twin turbochargers. And now you can get those mind melting luxo missiles for well under $15K.

10/2/15

We still use them because they’re phenomenal. It’s was the only rotary wing asset we had in Afghanistan that was capable of operating at very high altitudes. I’ve see them sling-load entire Apaches and HMMWV at altitudes other helicopters can’t even operate at, much less sling load multi-ton loads with 20+ combat…

9/28/15

I did Nazi that coming.

9/15/15

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

9/12/15

I bought this for less than $15k in great condition. Although the Touareg isn’t your typical regular car, a V10 twin turbo diesel power plant is rare in any form outside of a fifth wheel hauler. I know it’s not on eBay but it’s as realistic of a price you can get, I bought the thing! Cmon Tavarish give me a pass, this…

9/12/15

Here’s a unicorn-level Passat Wagon with a W8 engine and a manual transmission with just 41.7k miles for $13k. This one will take some beating, I think I want to buy it myself!

9/11/15

The good news is you can get a car the size of an Accord for the price of a Civic

9/8/15

No. There is no doubt they will sell it. It’s just a question of how quickly they want to sell it and for how much.

9/3/15

No, I’m just taking a different angle. Owning a troublesome car is part of the car enthusiasm culture. I admire the dedication. Leasing a watered-down version of a car just for its badge make me feel a lot more sorry.

8/27/15

I might have to say the Aston Martin DB9 because even though it bears some similarity to the Vanquish, it is clean in a way that I don’t think will ever be dated.