True Detective WAS overrated. It was a dark police procedural with some great acting (and one incredible action sequence that, unfortunately, was too good for the rest of the show). The ending sucked.

Maybe you are all homosexuals!

They can spell "moronic", for one thing.

pay me as much as he's getting and supply a team of personal trainers and nutritionists.  It's not a matter of "sticking with it".

I really hope the last shot of the series, post-credits, is Huell in that hotel room, a few stacks of pizza boxes, and he says "I'll just give them five more minutes, then I'm out."

The, er, freelance Mexican-immigration specialists who get you across the border no questions asked are known as coyotes.  Minivan guy is basically a coyote.

Cocchi Americano has a flavor profile similar to the 1960s Lillet and is the best way to make a modern Vesper.