Throw in the Caddy and we’ll talk

“elderly driver” - probably not when this was purchased, but 21 years later, we’re all a little more elderly

1981 Mercury Marquis

“Triton V8. That SOHC eight-valve mill”

Not sure about heating the dash, console, and seatbacks, but radiant in-floor heating seems like a great idea. Lots of mid/rear engine vehicles already route the coolant around the passenger compartment, just redesign those coolant passages to heat the floor (it’s been done in houses for decades).  And, the heater…

Grand Tourer that requires 2 parking spots for the night?

“so they fill the tires with foam for a quieter ride”

Isn’t the answer to most questions... Miata?

“weather-dulled aluminum bumpers”

“Night Sky app” - you know, because Android had a 70.89% market share, while iOS had 28.36%.

Only works between 80° and 90° F

I’ve always had good luck with the ‘scrubbing bubbles’ cleaners - make sure the furniture has been in the shade, spray, wait a few minutes, use a brush on any stains that aren’t removed, then rinse with a hose.

Maybe if Halle Barry delivered-it to my driveway...

Or just purchase the spreadable cream cheese

If you have a forced-air system, consider changing the fan setting from “Auto” to “On” - leaving the fan running all the time. This helps ensure a better temperature balance throughout, while using much less electricity than when the A/C kicks-on.

Iron powder does an even better job, is harmless, is beneficial to other plants (really greens-up the lawn), and is also pretty inexpensive.

So, at 4,222 pounds the Ioniq 6 makes the list, and at 3,968 pounds, the Ioniq 5 makes the list, so why not the EV6 at 4,017 lbs?

Miles per gallon... vs. Miles per kWh...