If you’ve never called a dog “the goodest dog” you hate dogs.

I have no idea how effective those goggles are for eye protection, but they certainly work for ‘d’awwwww’ collection.

I frequently have to speak in meetings at work. Picture more of a large meeting with people of various corporate rank around a big conference room table. It’s usually a situation where people just sort of jump in when their charts come up.

1. Scroll past them.

a reminder to everyone: risk of death is 100 percent

This is terrible advice.

I assume they will have flights scheduled to depart at, say, 2pm, but they actually don’t depart until 6 years later and spend the interim in the basement of the plane’s parents.

“The whole situation is pretty surreal. We’re confident Dalí wouldn’t have it any other way.”

This sounds like someone just mashing their action figures together.

As others pointed out, hoax, but I see it was well deserved by her since she appears to be fucking nuts and wants to abolish the Department of Education.

It’s worth pointing out that the 2010 example was from a satire article and no such bill was proposed: https://www.livescience.com/13405-pi-important-hoax-simplifying-110324.html

I was so horrified that it might have happened that I tried to look it up and immediately found the Live Science article.

USB ain’t going anywhere as it’s ubiquitous, and there are many devices that doesn’t need these fancy features. Unless the next easy to produce data cable standard is basically a very strong lightning cable connector, ha.

lol... I can just imagine the security staff pointing at the flaming battery and saying “See?! THAT’S why we don’t let you take that on the plane!”

Hawkeye had the best Avengers line ever.

“First” handshake

About the merger, there’s no way this gets held up to antitrust concerns. Amazon is THE e-commerce giant. But there are other large retail/e-commerce sites that maintain both a physical and online space (Walmart). Also, Whole Foods is hardly the largest retail grocery chain.

That’s what I’ve been saying. Have Fitz-Simmons show up in some lab scene in a Cap or Avengers movie. For someone who doesn’t watch the show, they’re just two techs explaining a new piece of tech being given to the hero. For the rest of us, it’s “OMG Fitz-Simmons gave Black Widow her new gauntlets!” They don’t…

I post this every time, but the shows already have crossed over. Sif showed up on AoS. The AoS team investigated the fallout from Thor 2. Nick Fury showed up in AoS. The helicarrier in Avengers 2 came from AoS.

Being forced to constantly play a gender you don’t want to in video games. I can’t imagine what that is like.

For everyone saying rinsing is the answer, every time you rinse you are exposing yourself to DMHO.