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If you get a chance, Richard Ayoade (especially with Noel Fielding) is hilarious on UK quiz shows, and he’s done a few travelogues and gadgetry series. I can’t get enough of his wit and demeanor, and like me he’s half-Norwegian.

Look, I have bipolar disorder with major depression. It’s about communication. If you break plans because you can’t get out of bed, for example, have the decency to communicate that you have to break your plans. No ghosting. There’s a difference between being mentally ill and being a jerk. You can’t blame being a

I truly believe All Stars was created just to give Chad Michaels a trophy

I hate myself every morning when the facebook memories notification comes in and then feel a little better when I delete the worst of it.

Why does it look like there is a hand coming out from under the table and is holding onto Barron’s bum?

I know this is horrible to say, but I hope he has Cosby levels of accusers come out.

If one more person asks why these women are just coming out now, I am going to take a huge period shit in their mouth.

Want to really question the collective judgment of our household? I was one of two women who agreed to stick a vodka-soaked tampon in our pussies. My SO was one of two dudes who agreed to stick a vodka-soaked tampon in their buttholes. The other dude got an anal fissure from it and had to explain the whole thing to a

I was a rebellious young thing who loathed being subjected to gender norms. So despite being forced to dress in garish overly feminine dresses and matching patent leather shoes, I would run amok with my (predominately male) friends causing all sorts of mayhem.

thank god pissing contest is back. you’re saving lives here.

Was anyone else weirdly moved by the Tituss as a geisha last season? The episode itself was a bit problematic but Tituss was captivating.

Just stopping by to leave my obligatory “I went to college with Tituss and kind of knew him” comment. (You’re awesome Tituss. I’m delighted for you and your well deserved success.)

Stop. Being. Horrifying. Dicks. To. A. Victim.

Rant: I never thought I would say this considering its Kim K, but I don’t think this was faked for “attention whoring”. Say what you will about her but my gut tells me this isn’t the kind of shit she’d lie about fur attention. Robberies DO happen, and when you consider someone of her wealth this is a reality that has

My dad died from a form of Parkinson’s that was at first misdiagnosed as LBD. It is a horrifying illness to watch unfold, but for Dad, who was a physician, it must have been absolutely terrifying.

Seconded. My mother had early-onset Alzheimer’s, and it’s horrific.

How absolutely horrible for Robin Williams and his wife. I cannot even begin to imagine. Can we please find a fucking cure for Alzheimer’s and the like already?!

Every time I hear/read the word “autumn” I think of this