Sophia Vergara...threw...a lemon party??

Do you think the queen will smack him with her scepter?

We’re f*****.

That leg is everything. I just love all of it. She came to snatch all the wigs and edges.

Looks like they might be...

My little guy Mofie passed away last night, and I want to share his photo with some cat appreciaters. He made 18 years and I was able to say goodbye and that I loved him, but it didn't hurt any less

It’s probably the “sorry I got caught” type of remorse.

Collins said in court papers she’s now remorseful for her actions.

Good. I work in DV advocacy. DV is already way under-reported.

The song is the least embarrassing thing about Calvin Harris.

“I kiss you once, then I stare at the ceiling.”

The vocalist on the track is John Newman

Is it bad that my first thought was ‘$130 000?!?!!? I have like, 900 dollars saved up in the bank right now and honestly I’d be like.......ehhhhhh yeh I might get cursed but I also need to pay rent and like, eat...sooo....’

someone teach me a way to scam rich white men. like robin hood but i am also the poor i am robbing for.

God the nationalism in this country is fucking ridiculous. FUCKING RIDICULOUS. And guess what? SOLDIERS AREN’T ALWAYS HEROES. Everybody can kiss my ass!

Despite all the awful shit in this article, I think this is what made my eye twitch the most.

“Was it hard to “do it”?” I whispered gently salivating into my children’s portioned French toast.

I’m getting so tired of boner lens some guys get when they interview women they find attractive. It feels like they can see anything beyond their appearance.

You can pry my dry shampoo from my cold dead lazy shower hating hands.