Yeah he cleaned the whole house.

Seriously one of the best movies created in the history of moviedom.

Actually it’s perfect. I just never realized John Wayne walked like that.

Gaga: oh wow it’s such an honor to meet you, I loooove doing yoga!

So maybe their convo went like this:

Albert, ya pierced the toast.

Yes.

So is Calvin Harris going to be the new Jennifer Aniston in that there will be ten years of “LOOK HOW SAD HE IS ABOUT TAYLOR WHILE HE BUYS BREAD” pictures in the tabloids??

Also, yes. That is basically a line from The Birdcage.

No kidding. I mean, I don’t blame them for not helping when a man had a knife and was attacking somebody. But for fuck sake, don’t then take pictures of the woman’s body when he leaves. Did anybody even try to help her after he left? Or did they just take gruesome pics?

WHO TAKES A PICTURE OF THAT? People are fucking sick.

No words to express my horror at peoples’ lack of decency. This goes beyond a lack of decency - everyone who posted pictures of her should be arrested. Peoples’ need to one-up each other with shock value on social media has gone too far, it’s sick and perverted.

So who’s real and who’s just a waxen mold with expertly sculpted nipples?

Have you met...Vincent Adultman?

I’m going to move to Canada, where I will perish in the first winter.

Cornish here, proper, proper fucked.

My heart is breaking knowing how many vulnerable people are going to suffer due this shambles of a country, and a lot of leave voters don’t even realise the shit storm they’ve got themselves into.

Him x 17m right now.

its like when you were little and fighting with your brothers in the car on the way to see Tarzan and your mom said she would turn the car around if you didnt stop and you didn’t believe her so you kept fighting and then she did and your life flashed before your eyes.

I’m shocked, shocked I tell you! about Chris Brown