Well, I suggest parents not keep guns in the house because they may accidentally kill teenagers.

Are you the naked, gun-owning man with an erection in Seattle?!>@#?

Duct tape?

oh come one, a seventeen year old kid going over to his girlfriend's house to hook up is as American as apple pie. We've all done it, it's not like he was committing a crime or doing something -obviously- dangerous.

Funny you should say that! I've actually studied logic :)

Ummm, did you read the article? This is not the same as living in Louisiana and going to LSU games. It's a bunch of random bros going to spring break every year for the exclusive purpose of banging college girls.

Dude. It's weird for 30 something year olds to pretend to be in college and to go to college events. What else can I say? That shit is weird.

I think the difference is that people who go to vegas to party are (at least less obviously) trying to re-live their college glory days.

Being a Spring Break-er when you are not in college and on spring break is just really creepy and weird. That seems different to me than going on a cool trip and meeting cool people.

Out of curiosity, are you a real texan who was born in 1944?

Tulane high five! I went there too! 8-D

Weirdly enough, the craziest fun I've ever had was when I section hiked the Appalacian Trail a few years ago. Thru-Hikers are fucking NUTS (in a fun way). And I'm saying that as someone who used to live in the French Qt of New Orleans :)

I mean... it's a bunch of guys going to a spring break location specifically because it is spring break time and college kids will be there. It's literally just a bunch of upper middle class dudes pretending that they are still in college. Over and over and over and over again.

I don't think there is anything reckless about a monied individual going to a cancun to try and bang 21 year olds in a resort town. It's a scenario where you maintain control over what happens.

I do sorta admire that general attitude, but you are basically saying that YOU are the exception and that everyone else falls into prescriptive social identites that they will not deviate from (i.e. a 30 year old eats kale and watches 12 years a slave.... which is a seriously wonderful movie, fyi).

How many times would you want to reread the same book?

WHERE DID MY BODY GO, WHY AM I ONLY WORDS ON A COMPUTER SCREEN?@!

Dood. You know what people think of you, right?

off topic I guess, but I bet a statistically relevant portion of these aging bros have veneers. just sayn'

What is that supposed to mean? I'll have you know that I've missed more classes in a single semester than you probably took in your entire college education combined.