Woah. I guess threatening to send your kids to military school is to expensive. "Clean your room or I'm sending you to Nebraska..." sounds just as efficient (and cheaper).

Nope. Fate is a funny lady. haha

Having worked for corporate overlords in my youth... I can honestly say all it did was make me hate both my employers AND the customers. It also taught me that you should extract as much from your employer as possible and work as little as you can (while not getting fired)... yes, this included customer service.

Can they be drafted to do community service instead? Let's not give any more power to our corporate overlords than need be...

That would be a shitty disorder for someone to have who is going after a career in the spotlight. She seems much more like a douche nozzle than anything else.

Excellent! Thanks

Have any Jezzies seen the movie yet? I'm on the fence, I loved the first two season but the third season was so unwatchable that I couldn't get through it. Will it make sense to just watch the movie cold.. or should i do a TV show re-watch first (and try and sit through the third season?

Is Fred Phelps the Andy Kaufman of Civil Rights? Whoa.

I knew it! I just knew it... Kelly Clarkston is a black dude.

Your panties can unbunch now...

I give it 55 hours...

Megan is the worst...

It's totally the mascara....

"Question, what is the white man march?"

You might be bisexual and hetroromatic ( sexuality attracted to both sexes, but romantically attracted to men).

I've got to get out of my city...

I'm sorry... is Kinja freaking out or did you just say YOU CAN BUY A HOUSE FOR $65,000?!!?

As a non-transgendered bisexual woman, I can honestly say girls that "just want to make out" annoy the fuck out of me. I don't make out with my friends, I make out with people I have sex with... there is not need to overlap those demographics.

Whoa. I weirdly want to see that... but when I'm drunk.

Obligatory Elaine gif thread!