No shit! You mean you would wear a different type of swimsuit for physical activity. You should alert somebody right away. You could make millions.

Calling everything a conspiracy theory is also a troll tactic.

She is just trying to get some street cred here on Jezebel trashing white men. It’s the hip thing to do now. I bet she is wearing a Compton hat.

You are on Deadspin.

Fuck you, Conspiratard!

The book works. I have been slaying bitches for years using these techniques.

You are getting owned.

Somebody has a small penis. It is you.

Nice humblebrag, bro! You get a star.

You don’t believe my dick is huge? Do you want a picture?

“I mean, entire humans exit the vagina!”

“Also Jabroni Jones?”

Does “enthusiastic consent” involve a contract?

My dick’s girth is 6-1/4" and I have a hard time finding condoms. Can you help me?

Furr Realz, Homey Dog! White biatches are dumb!

Tell me a joke that doesn’t offend anyone then.

There isn’t a single joke that won’t offend someone.

She knows pretentious white women will eat this shit up without question though. Gotta make that money.

As a native Californian, I advise you to go back to your shitty state. You are not welcome here, no matter how woke you think you are. Everyone hates you, they just speak about it behind your back.