Guy’s GOTTA have Jersey plates, right?

> “Of course the parent knows”

$20 bucks says you are one of those “VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS PEOPLE” that always walks around in the airport in jeans, a navy blazer, leather braided belt, and shitty loafers screaming into a Blackberry to Brad about the presentation you have in Springfield, Missouri this afternoon and making it seem like a very big…

Oh her reaction is amazing. I can tell you they had a long BART ride home.

Maybe, but more likely they did that Family Feud sketch as a sop to, oh I don’t know, the general population. A vast majority of whom at the moment have a heightened interest in either Game of Thrones or Avengers:Engame. Or really, both.

after the 0-16 season my cousin and I went into a rather empty bar in Hell’s Kitchen and asked for the Lions game to be put on.

The thing about Mike Francesa is that he will say the same thing at least 15 times in a single segment. In a single segment, that is, he will say the same thing 15 times. 15 times. The same thing. 15 times. That’s really the thing. Saying the thing. 15 times. He says it. 15 times. Really, just listen to him. If you…

No wonder his hat won’t stay straight

Talk about killing the life out of the party

And that’s about the nicest thing Downriver is known for...

LOL. Well it may as well be because my body undergoes various changes the one time a month I decide to run....

Here’s the breakdown. He was rude to an employee of the airline. Regardless of her skin color it’s the employees position to handle that. Jumping into the foray to deal with an obviously drunk male and expecting him to suddenly act correct is real foolish and presumptive on their part. You’re in a foreign country and…

Who looks down on dishwashers? They always know where to find the best weed.

Sues her local bartender: “Hey, that didn’t taste like a buttery nipple at all!”

All sports would be better if played on ice.

I’m old enough to remember when Alvin Gentry was a terrible young head coach for the Pistons in the 90s. It’s nice to see he’s matured into a terrible old coach in the past two decades. 

She pretty much personifies class inequality and might be THE flabbily titular example of why sites like The Root need to exist at all.

As a Minnesotan, I’m disappointed. Her tweets are simply the equivalent of standing on a soap box and yelling on a street corner. Instantly makes her point(s), (accurate or not) open to criticism. I thought the new wave was going to be better, I’m personally exhausted from childish “tweet wars”.

Appreciate the tips - I am from Upstate NY so the winter and snow doesn't bother me much.  

THIS IS WONDERFUL.