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I love this show, but I’m so fucking sick of solipsistic “Only in New York!11!!!1" shit. Like this: “especially the ones that feel deeply ingrained in New York life. The dungeon doubling as Abbi’s “laundry room” is all too familiar.”

Keep in mind that the Detroit PD is run by a black police chief AND the city’s government and population are mostly black.

I feel this way a lot of the time and I’m currently serving. I don’t stand when the stadium PA announcer asks veterans and service members to stand and be recognized. Airlines allow active duty service members to board early; no thanks, my ticket says Goup ZZ thanks. The issue isn’t my service (which I’m very proud

They all silently try to figure out who invited Staten Island to the party.

Long Island is the suburbs. Somehow Harlem isn’t a borough because you don’t have to cross water to get there from elsewhere in Manhattan.

You wouldn’t get it. It’s a New York thing. Like pretending edible $1 slices of pizza are a thing that

Not a gift .... Where you got your info ?? We pay taxes in Puerto Rico including FEMA. Let’s talk about how the so “charitable” and Good USA Have treated my island for over 120 years of colonialism starting with TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION, human medical experimentation; bombings, military draft; tax heaven for

Subway is disgusting, you can’t own a decent car and even if you did there’s nowhere to park it, housing is outrageously expensive, food is expensive, it’s overcrowded, people are assholes, it’s dirty and smells like urine. What IS the upside of NYC?

Yup. You’re not telling me that a union representative (VP or whatever) isn’t bound by company work rules are you? Being a card carrying member of the Teamsters, I can tell you that’s not the way it works. 

So....Rolls Royce made a Malibu Maxx. Got it.

I wish Samantha Bee was at least half as funny as she thinks she is.

A search through his comment history reveals he’s grayed on AV Club. Who the hell ungrayed him??

I’m not sure you warrant anything more than flippant responses.

Never attribute to malice what can adequately be explained by incompetence.

Max Kellerman excitedly yelling “SPENCER WARE IS OUT!” is what happens when you’re on a TV show for years with Stephen A as his co-host/punching bag/hapless victim/hostage and he’s provably incorrect.

I was in a major wreck six years ago. Lots of little things may have made the difference between a perfectly normal rest of my life and a dirt nap. One thing I know is if I hadn’t worn a seat belt, I’d definitely be dead.

I mean, Stewart and Colbert Rose to fame on a Viacom network and now of course Colbert is on CBS hosting a major celebrity chat show. Anyone who expects them to be Noam Chomsky or whatever the fuck is delusional.

Georgia – Ugh. Yes? I think the deep South is beautiful, but I don’t know if I need to see ALL of it. 

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.

To be fair I wouldn’t waste my delicious ranch on that garbage New Yorkers call pizza.