“Hi, Grandma! Just so you know...I paid for a large shake, hold the pickle.”

Well, he is Canadian so that’s going to be a given. 

The real money is in Europe and China only product sponsorship deals for commercials and product endorsements. Also, there is just a ton of money for appearances in US culture starved areas. 

Hot tip:

What a career Stevie has had! From getting drafted by the Dead Wings and going through the Harold Schneps/Klima era, all the way to Hockeytown.

The blasphemy!

On the bright side, the Pistons only have to put up with Reggie “sweats more than Ewing” Jackson for one more year.

I’d like to see Angela’s vests.

He totally gleamed that other dude’s cube.

Meanwhile, MMA is thrilling.

Lemme know when a 2 door Typhoon is available?

Electric cars aren’t really that much better for the environment.

No Kalamazoo picture?

In the last clip you can hear someone yell either “Your Jersey Sucks!” or “New Jersey Sucks!”

It should come with suicide doors.

If he doesn’t go back to being an arrogant dick, I’m all for it.

Simple solution for a flight less than 6 hours:

Here I was thinking he launched Kate friggin’ Hudson off of a rock wall for real. Man, TV got me once again.

Or an Asian love potion.

I read that at first a “a running period” and my thought was “Eessh, TMI.”