Hitting a crosswalk button/waiting for permission from some archaic wiring is just begging for someone to mug you.

Coming from the guy who coached the “Teal Years” team.

Stevie Y. has been pretty stellar so far.

Way to go, Lavar!

Well, again, I am not defending this particular dude who picked an unfortunate career for his talents.

The real question here is whether she reeks of elderberries.

Totally forgot to post my jokey part to my original comment:

So my input on this is two-fold. Also, not defending this particular cop’s stupidity.

There is a free version of Dark Sky. It does the job pretty damn well.

College kids are such pussies now.

In Russia...(insert joke here).

If anyone thinks he is not getting paid under the table right now...wow. This is not really a secret.

R.J’s career.=Carmello’s career.

With out going all out on a episode breakdown, I will say this was one of the strangest SNL’s ever. Almost every sketch had me kind of shrugging and muttering under my breath at the end, “Well that was dark.”

It couldn’t possibly be worse than what is going on in the Pacific, so... whatever?

I can’t decide what’s better, the people actually so tweaked that they were dancing or the ones just standing there letting branding tattoo the shit out of them.

Poor guy! How’s he going to occupy his time in Hollywood? He must be heartbroken...

I used to work for Verizon Wireless. There big employee “gift” was a chance to meet the Can You Hear Me Now guy. I’m not kidding. They suck so bad.

Ok, so this was during a Lions game? Let me guess, the team plays .500 ball and has one guy who makes half of the team’s total salary. Also, they will not make the playoffs?

Florida is so special in so many ways!