As a Michigan ex-pat, this is a good example of why people from The Mitten don’t care if no one else goes there.

Pretty? Umm....on Star Trek?

The good news is that it is Spring, so maybe your panties will dry out.

Who takes a yellow cab to the airport?

Or a “Pink Panty” for that matter.

Maybe not the whole world...but definitely The Bronx, if not the whole Northeast Amtrak corridor of shitheads.

She is also suing her local Bronx dealer for selling her K2 that is not actually grown on K2.

You do NOT want a possum! Google possum teeth...you are welcome. They are evil.

TeaTV.

Yet nobody wants to talk about the bond sale which PR defaulted on to the tune of $1.5 trillion a year before Maria. Nobody will take a haircut on money owed, so $90B is kind of a drop in the bucket.

Wendy just needed to “fix” something for a second. Sheesh. Slow your roll.

I didn’t think it was possible to put five assholes in the front seats of a Benz. You learn something new everyday, I guess.

I have like 20 more of these. That is how sad that is.

Mike Tyson’s tiger and Doug would like to have a word with the Baller brand. I mean, Jesus.

That is the Siesta Key of tattoos.

That is the crackhead NBA triple-double tattoo of , a crackhead tattoo artist.

People watch ESPN? 

He should do a Lincoln commercial.

People watch ESPN?