They were wearing spanx.

“This was built to *use* not chop around at a car show.”

They shouldn’t have given away the 1997 Pontiac Astro-Wagon to the richest man in town.

I enjoy straight mayo to dip fries in.

Yes, the “most exclusive” Dodge Journeys

I’m glad they were courteous enough to tell us which ones are going to be trash without having to spend. I don’t think I have ever head anyone say food from Aramark has been good and worth the cost. 

“Ooh baby. You lookin like you like to save money on groceries. Let’s go fill each other’s baskets.”

“Needs a basic tuneup,” along with the replacement of everything rubber or soft or remotely prone to rot. I don’t have any idea what hoses and whatnot cost for a Viper, but I can’t imagine the task will be “basic” in any capacity.

“It’s fine. It’s got a random electrical fault.”

Bakery to produce, then down the aisles, dairy, then meat, U-turn around to the other side of dairy / meat (where the deli counter is located), then frozen foods, grab soda (Jolly Good...because Wisconsin), grab anything from the front aisles you need (I don’t usually buy that stuff from Woodmans; it’s out-of-town for…

As a Wisconsinite... these seem to all be pretty minimal complaints. I personally go to Woodmans when I need Booze, Frozen Stuff, and/or International Goods. It’s a warehouse shop, and I’m fine with that. There are other places I go in the Madison area for a nicer shopping venue, for better meat sections, or for…

I don’t see the issue. Every car that ever got in an accident doesn’t have a clean title? Inconceivable!

That looks like a car I could design and build.

actually it’s spelt Worcestershire but it’s pronounced “throat wobbler mangrove.”

Just for fun I pronounce it Whore Chester Shire when I put it in my omelet mix.

For all those decrying him as “vigilante”, a decent percentage of what he’s turning up sure seem to be municipal employees. Does not seem like “the system” is doing to well at dealing with them. As to no one being hurt. Right. Toll and traffic ticket avoidance hurts no one. Except those that do pay.

P’tacdita!

Sure, that’s one possibility! There have to be others though, think of them!

I have to admit this comment caught me off guard and I started laughing.

This isn’t new. We’ve had this at our HEBs in Texas for as long as I remember: