I stole my parents’ cable company info and just access everything I want through their online account.

Excusing his French, it would seem that Mr. Ingram was offended that several of the Niner’s defensive players were of an understanding that they could prevent him from running in a touchdown on that specific play.

Welcome to the reason that the “war on terror” is a murky, treacherous bitch to navigate.

I hate Trump, the prospect gives me cold chills yada yada but okay — Oral Office is funny. It’s apt, and it’s funny as hell, and what are the fucking chances that of all the Republicans in all the land, HRC pulls DJT as her opponent? And he pulls her? Her husband’s as big a horn dog as Trump is — yes, of course Bill…

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

You don’t need to reach limits of a car to appreciate your car. I don’t drive anywhere near my car’s capabilities and I really really like my car.

Yeah, but who’s gonna chip into to pay for it?

As someone with a “nice, normal name”, I’ll just tell you to lighten up, Francis Kyle.

Acceleration is actually debatable. Since water doesn’t compress a boat can basically dump every ounce of power it has without the boat equivalent of ‘spinning the tires’.