That may not be a great guess considering their entire laptop lineup and iMac have fantastic speakers (relative to their competitors). I enjoy my MacBook Pro 16 speakers enough to remove my KEF Q150 setup from my desk.

Smells so good I use a hose to pipe it directly into my cabin while driving! 

I think Mercedes is definitely the best writer they have on their core staff now, or at least the most Jalop writer left.

Raph is gonna take the helm and this site will exclusively cover 60's-90's Japanese vehicles and beat to shit drift cars using questionable grammar and excessive superlatives.

my fiancée — who recently fell in love with diesel

Since Torch is Audi 5000, I think someone needs to offer up a weirdo example. Might I tempt her with a car that revolutionized comfort? Something built to handle post war France’s ruined roads with ease? Yes, the answer is a Citroen DS. This one comes well under her price cap, leaving plenty of room to stock up on…

Fuck that. If they can’t survive by doing MSRP then their business model is wrong. 

Some stuff doesn’t bug you much right up front. I think most everyone has been there at one time or another, you think “It’s not that bad, I’ll get used to it” but over time the annoyance becomes hatred.

“and matter of fact, the guy even tried to cut me off two or three times, and I didn’t want to confront it. So I backed off,”

The first time you visit the dealer for service!

United counted the baby as an extra carryon, so the mother had to cough up $50 when they landed.

“Luckily, among the passengers were a physician and three neonatal intensive care nurses”

a physician and three neonatal intensive care nurses

So Jalopnik really out here making us all resort to google to see the before and afters, huh.

the suspension has been modernized by replacing the IRS with a solid axle? that sounds backwards

“The Ohio Turnpike and Infrastructure Commission announced Monday morning that the driver was placed on administrative leave and will submit to mandatory drug and alcohol testing as it investigated the incident.”

I used to do work like this. we had a guy at the docks that would call when a container ship full of TV/VCR combos would come in, he would tell me what truck and what highway it was on

I love the absolutely ridiculous takes some of you goofballs are dropping today

“Crappy parts-bin interior”

How out of touch do you have to be to find that a crappy interior 🙄

I’m not certain I want to expose my cell number to someone who wants pictures of a bag full of shit on the internet?