This is the type of person who:

If this was really an ///M Champagne filler you’d hear the carbonation fizz piped through the audio system

Hmm, makes you wonder if cold champagne injection would help lower intake temps...

Newest car does best on test, oldest car does worst. More news at 11.

I think Torchy got into Elon’s medicine cabinet. 

Meanwhile at the big 3:

Pricey, but everyone take note: this is how you do it, especially when you’re a safety oriented company (and not just marketed as one).

“I have an M5*cough*...fiftyi*cough*

“Pardon me, do you happen to have any Great Value?”

Peasant couldn't even commission a bespoke Phantom. What a loser. 

Look at those cheap ass looking roof racks too

Probably trying to compensate for buying the lowly RR Ghost, the poor man’s Rolls.

No.

This may be bigger than we thought. It turns out that there were many early, unsuccessful attempts at this BMW theft scheme worldwide that only succeeded in disabling the turn signals.

Alternate headlines:

This is a bad take.

The Gremlin is the clear winner here, sad though. The gas cap was better designed than the car itself.

But seriously, what is it with Western tourists doing stupid shit overseas?

Take a deep breath Brad.

First things first, this guy is an asshole.