Did you already move to Philly?

If GM had bought Pixar, Cars would have been more of a short when after 5 minutes, all the ignition switches gave out, everyone wrecked and then either died or was subsequently maimed for life.

Sounds like a spoiled fucking child. I abhor people like this. What an idiot. Arrogance? What arrogance? What electric car is China building again? Oh...

They need to make this the new 600 Grosser. Complete with hydraulic everything, a trunk that breaks if you close it with you're hands, windows that can cut your hand clean off, and the loudest horn in the world

The best Charmin tweet of all time.

You'll probably find the reason, somewhere around here.

I need this now so people stop givin' me the stink eye when I look at my phone to change a song while driving!

It looks like a Honda Accord coupe.

Rich kids that choose to incur problems by flaunting that which they did not earn do indeed have problems. Arson is a big deal, and destroying someone's car isn't cool. But come on, what did you think was going to happen? Common sense, kid. Buy some.

By "looks like an Explorer", you mean "it IS an Explorer, full stop", right? Because it is. Might just be a misleading mule body over something else, but that there's an Explorer.

"Knob" - I have to say, I absolutely LOVE the british idioms and expressions, it's so refreshing to hear "bloody hell" instead of "fucking shit".

The Toyota 4runner does not actually burn fuel. It accepts it as a sacrifice.

10/10 - Would cuddle!

They should just shut the fuck up and join the ride sharing movement. The reddit post summed it up perfectly how bad cabs are compared to ridesharing companies.

Not what he had in mind when he told his wife, "Honey, I'm going out for some bear claws. Want any?"

Nice, but don't you mean the MINI M228i GranCooper sDrive? It's coming; just wait.

Anyone know why this isn't called the Mini Cooper GranCoupe? Or GranCooper?

a "sensual design inspired by nature,"