If this were any time other than this generation of cars, I would tell you to go fuck yourself. Except for now the Corvette is sort of more awesome than the no-longer-M3 coupe. I'd genuinely have a lot of difficulty in purchasing a M4 coupe knowing that I could be getting the Stringray with the Magnetic Ride package…

One that's actually fucking small.

I disagree only because USB charging.

Don't be going to no F1 races this year missy...

he may be awesome as a person/actor, but in this ad, he's a dipshit. You, though, I think you're great!

But I don't give a fuck about pedestrians in Europe!

Were we unable to tell that the crystals are only for the DRLs and turn signals? Idk, I thought that was pretty clear the first time I looked at them. I saw them and thought "Oh, that's nice but not as cool as the glowy things like BMWs have," and I don't recall feeling the urge to read an article that doesn't really…

Forget optional xenons in the standard C-Class. EVERY 2014 Corolla comes standard with freaking LED headlights! Even the extremely base model with no options and steelies.

Thanks for mentioning this. I was about to post something about that. It BLOWS my mind why MB would put anything BUT bi-xenons on anything above a C350 unless it is a special order. Now a limited edition 507 C63?

Ding your front headlight...

I take my "looks like a Honda Accord Coupe" statement back. The original angle didn't do it justice.

Fixed that for ya.

No, he just really loves his car.

Ya know, I paid $1,300 for my '93 Volvo 945 turbo around 5 years ago, so let's compare the two.

I disagree...it's totally fine to relish this.

I hate to relish this, but his father's metal supply / fabrication facility in Burleson, TX, is nearly completely run out of business because of this, and it PUTS A GIGANTIC FUCKING SMILE ON MY GODDAMN FACE.

Wait.

Let's not forget the other obvious market for this - Asia. This is one of the few places where minivans and full sized vans are considered luxury vehicles. This is a place where a Toyota High Ace or Hyundai Starex is as much a status symbol as it is a family transport (the fact that it can carry the requisite legion…

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