That's a pretty damned inelegant taillamp design. It's got to be a joke of some kind. I think the key word from MT is "biggest". I guarantee it's no MX-5. The curve of that rear deck would suggest this is some bulbous creation, not a sleek roadster.
But mostly it is the DIY appearance of that LED grid that makes me…

Ford Gillette Mach 3

Maybe he was born with it.

Fixed.

The new face looks like Turbo Teen mid-transformation.

I thought that was a microwave door. Your explanation makes more sense.

Now if all the snow melted...

FTFY

Explain to me again this whole "dealerships protect consumers" thing you were talking about.

One of the few questions where the answer cannot be Miata.

CROSSCABRIOLETMOTHERFUCKERS!

Someone has already started it.

Empty black buttons. There is no reason that they could not have attractive cover plates.

Cressidas! Hahaha

Every time I feel jealous of Chris Harris, I like to remember that he's only 4'11".

More confusing is that Infiniti still uses button blanks on their $50,000+ SUVs

So basically you're saying Matt is the target marget.

Beyonce, Matt? You are just full of mysteries aren't you.