Okay. So, here is what you do. Take cream and pour it into a hand blender (or a regular one) and turn on the power. You have not changed an ingredient, and you have whipped cream. That you can eat. With strawberries.

When I am really bad, I pour the cream into the hand blender; whip it and pour the fresh whipped cream into my coffee.

Both my cats held a grudge when they were put on a diet. And it DID begin earlier. Those little fuckers were pawing at my head at 5am without fail.