getoffmypartypants
getoffmypartypants
getoffmypartypants

The word can actually only be pronounced via interpretive dance.

It has 47 Ns and a silent G.

It’s spelled “whatevar.”

Actually, I just checked the OED and the mostest correct spelling is “lazerrrrrrrrr.”

Neil Degrasse Tyson called me and told me it’s totally spelled lazer. Except he said “totes” instead of totally.

I'm pretty sure it's lazer.

Rose McGowan didn’t complain on Twitter about sexism in Sandler’s script notes. She complained because the script notes instructed her to read the script before attending her audition (and she later emphasized on Twitter that this was indeed specifically the thing that pissed her off—nothing whatsoever to do with

I totally understand the innocuous benefit of things like read receipts for texts and emails, but I bridle at the use of them. I’ve had a few abusive, obsessive boyfriends/stalkers who felt like I owed them knowledge of my whereabouts or every action, and it’s left me with an OH FUCK NO knee-jerk response to anything

Hey, gerbs, what's shakin?