This reads as if the passenger was the owner of the car. He allowed the driver to drive.

16 isn’t just “younger than [commenter] approve[s] of,” it is generally younger than most of civilized society thinks is responsible.

You can also ask them to verify the last four digits.

Do you leave dead bodies under the beds too? Scamp!

The Wolves. Who else?

It’s a quarry. And he’s leading them away from it, not into it.

Or... “Let me call you right back...” hang up, call front desk. They likely need to be aware anyway, as the caller is either IN the hotel calling from a house or room phone, or they were connected through the front desk. Also, the front desk will usually greet you by name when calling your room. Red flag if they…

Mouthwash and fingernail polish remover are also in very similar shaped containers, and should not be kept in the same cabinet. I’m just sayin’.

Kloe looks fantastic here. Everyone else looks exactly alike.

Thanks, Obama!

Bourne Rambling.

This. I tried to make lasagna for my Italian husband (and I’m a damned good cook.) His very polite response after dinner was “you don’t have to make that anymore.”

If you’ve found what is working for you, keep it up! I thank God for insurance, stupid as it is.

Not encouraging the use of opiates, but if you are truly using them for pain, the dosage doesn’t need to go up to keep working. It’s when you chase the “high” you need more. NSAIDS are way harsh on your GI tract. Don’t think you are doing less damage with them.

Here’s hoping you also explode WITH your vibrators. Otherwise, you are doing it wrong.

I don’t care what people call me, but almost-50 doesn’t feel old. Neither does the 54 my husband is. His parents feel, look, and act old (late 70s.)

50-something is old? Check back with us when you are 55 and let us know how you feel.

I just got back from a cruise. It almost destroyed my good marriage.

• Dylan McDermott isn’t in this issue.

“Deadly Affairs.” That’s the one Susan Lucci does and it’s the one they chose to tell my sister’s story on. It was repulsive.