Please know there are real families behind these stories, who are re-traumatized to have it glamorized as entertainment.

These shows suck. I know, they did one about my sister. Against our wishes. You can read how that went down here. http://www.xojane.com/it-happened-to… PLEASE don’t believe these shows have any basis in reality.

Do the kid’s medical issue have anything to do with the shots or the care/lack thereof she received from the clinic? That is not clear.

Fuck this guy.

And the extra strings that keep dresses on hangers in stores? Say it ain’t so!

I find staying home works best for me.

I did not know you could freeze it. Excellent.

Agree with everyone who said, “why should I pay to make it easier to give you my money.” When they send them free, I may be in.

Yes. This too.

Did you use CyberDust or regular e-mail?

He’s huge, like 6’5” or something. 100% would bone.

How is this even a question?

I think number 3 is actually #2.

As opposed to her untarnished images as a child-murderer?

Second submission: Geraldo Rivera.

Nominated!

I’m going with “scariest” thing here. We flew to Vegas on a Saturday morning from D.C. via...Cleveland. We were momentarily blissfully unaware there was a HUGE NASCAR convention/race/whatever-they-do in Vegas that weekend. At 10:00 a.m., the flight attendendant regretfully announced they had run out of Bud Lite.

Yes, relationships are complicated, but you don’t have to intentionally start them that way.

This is NOT good for your nails.

I am an advanced-level cook, and I don’t know what some of those things are. Chances are, there is something else that does whatever they do, for like, 4.95.