That storm drain was a clown-car of ducklings.

I am so sorry for your loss. "...but it's frustrating to see the life of someone you love reduced to their murder." I get this so much and I feel for you. The truth is long and complicated, and no one has the whole story. I've been dealing with my sister's murder for two years, and things will NEVER make sense. I'm…

Women do not stay because it is safer. They stay because they are afraid, have no other options, or they believe it will change.

And he may have killed her before letting her leave.

So...don't watch.

They don't poop AT ALL. The save up all their excrement until they die and decompose in your pores. You are welcome.

I read the report, what I don't understand is if they are harmful, neutral, or symbiotic, like those birds that clean alligator teeth. Also, I wonder if sebaceous filaments are actually decomposed mites. The mind boggles, the sonicare hums.

Arachnids living in your face? The meth heads are WAY ahead of science on this one. http://www.theonion.com/articles/meth-…

Look, if we can rag on the Secretary of State for a freakin' scrunchie, we can point out a less-than-presidential Men's Warehouse 2-4-1 a used car dealer would sport unironically.

"Fookin' 'ell."

I thought the last one she nominated was "Santa." Which would be awesome, because she just got on his naughty list.

Do not make me relive it. I barely escaped with my sense of humor. ;)

Certainly seemed like that toward the end.

They only do that when ejecting over hostile territories. I was married to one.

That's a different kind of copyright. Rather, different parts of the law apply.

Nope. As long as they were outside, in public view (and they always are) the paps own the pics. The tabloids buy them with rights in perpetuity.

We get it. You have boobs.

Not that I'm against cleavage, but should it really be the most predominate thing about your outfit? Doesn't matter how beautiful the clothes are if no one sees them.

I think it's hair.

In her (makeup artist's) defense, the red carpet is usually in daylight, while the events and after parties are in dimmer/indoor lighting. All makeup is going to look overdone/funky with flash lighting in broad daylight. That said, I would totally do my make up to look better for the pictures that are likely to be…

Oh, OK. I'll allow it.