The truth hurts because I cannot stop laughing... COTD!

Keep up the hard work and good writing! Lanesplitter makes Jalopnik that much more enjoyable for me. I’ll be getting a bike in the spring and will be drooling until then.

I plan to buy a bike in the spring and there are way too many awesome bikes being released.
:drool:

I took my motorcycle saftey course here in CA and will be purchasing a bike in spring 2016. I’m diggin’ this, the Husky 401, Thruxton R, Honda CBR500R... so many choices.

A lot of looking over shoulders and “I should have been nicer to so and so.”

“Oh now you want to snitch???? Now that we’re hemorrhaging money! Why didn’t you say anything 5 years ago??????????????”

Like any industry, even if a business has the best intentions rules are often bent in order to get an advantage and I’m not going to hire you if you’re a snitch.

“Know that you are definitely not being let go for whistleblowing because stepping up was totally a noble act. We’re letting you go because we are restructuring to tighten up our budget.”

My heavily congested commute consists of a toll that has twice as many cash lanes than FasTrak which results in me using the cash lanes instead. Figure that one out.

Brings back memories of being a teen and driving my 91 turbo in the rain... scary shit for an inexperienced driver that just wants to go fast.

COTD

Slow and fun... like a Miata?

Yeah. I cannot pin point why it bores me but it does. I think with a few small upgrades + tune it can be an amazing car.

We should be friends.

As much as I like the idea of automated vehicles, I think the focus should really be on better public transportation. The less vehicles on the road means less traffic fatalities. Bottom line.

Any more details? Can I sue them even if they fail to acknowledge the issue? I’ve never dealt with lemon law.

Very annoying. I just need Subaru to acknowledge the issue.

:(

The last thing America needs is more (ob)noxious being released into the atmosphere. Can you imagine all of the hairspray?