Calm down - these cops are savvy: Everyone knows the best recipe for “Georgia sugar” and/or South Carolina “shugah” is: put some yayo on your hood, let that shit dry (summer time is the best for ripeness), get it pummeled by bug guts as you drive 80 mph on the Interstate, park the car at Zaxby’s and get some bird…

Hodor!

Drew’s outfit is the most DAD outfit - those Adidas wind pants and face gator. He belongs on a ski slope in North Carolina.

Trump’s first presidential pardon to turkeys.

This fucking sucks. This post is supposed to be about football, beer, and pooping, right? I am far from a manly man, but fuck, this post usually brings me some excitement for the weekend to come and some underhanded hilarity. NO POOP STORY ruins my year entirely. Yes, I can go laugh at the screaming animals on…

Maybe Derrick Rose should take a trip to Charlottesville...

The key to that line is the eye-look. If he gave the “fuck you I know you’re a liar” look = jury hates him. If he gave the puppy dog eyes look = jury hates her. The transcripts don’t do anything. That’s what makes the difference between a transaction lawyer and a litigation attorney. These lines sound very flat,…

NEVER been to Arby’s? Who are you?

He looks like Joey Fatone

Who the fuck uses the word “ignominious”? Your writing is great but put down the thesaurus.

Eventually it will probably be the same cost as finding a place in the ground 6 feet down. Elon Musk will figure it out. I’m only 32, so hopefully “science” has at least 40 years (I hope) to figure out how to shoot stuff into space cheaply.

I’ve always said when I die I don’t want to be buried or burned, but shot into space. I’ve researched this and apparently it is illegal, something about “space litter”. I call BS. I don’t want to orbit the earth like a turd, but shot out indefinitely and just GO, man. Why not? I think SpaceX could have a bright future…