I like that this video also includes the only 2 second explanation of the reboot films one will ever need : "F*ck you Rob Zombie"

I enjoyed Underworld: Rise of the Lycans but I'm not sure I can call it good.

Has there ever been a good prequel? I struggle to think of even one. They basically come with the ending pre-spoiled for you, since you know who definitely lives and what will be like afterwards.

He didn't create it between two men, or two women, or two men and one woman, or three men and one woman, or two women and one man, or three women and one man.

"Show me another book in the world that claims to be the word of one who knows everything, who has always been there, that tells us the origin of time, matter, space, the origin of the Earth, the origin of water, the origin of the sun, moon, and stars, the origin of dry land, the origin of plants, the origin of…

here's mine.

You guys posted me last year, so feel free to ignore, but I fixed the wig and the dress and I think it's much better.

Here's mine:

Probably working again this year so probably same thing I wore last year. Made it using our name tag maker. I work at a hotel.

I'm out llama was all I could really find.

Knowing our luck, the Octopusians will probably force us to convert to Tentaclism.

As a Sikh there's nothing explicit in our holy book but there are a number of references to other (countless) planets and life off world:

And you, presumably, represent the bitter old man constituency.

It seems this lifestyle is hardest on the goats.

Oh, sure, it's all "hippie commune off the grid don't need no society" until somebody gets sick or injured. Then it's "Oh shit, get a cell phone and call an ambulance and take me to a hospital."

Not long after, the octopus was stuffed and mounted above his mantlepiece. A literal "mantle-piece", in fact.

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

Those Ayatollahs mean business. They're even forcing their buses to wear burqas in public!

In the 70's there was this Flower making kit. It involved twisting a wire into a flower or leaf shape, then dipping these wires into a wide mouth jar containing solution of plastic and 1,1,1-trichloroethane. When you took them out you had a plastic film that formed inside the wire.